early morning riser....fml

so already today i have born witness to an incrediable choice,
a- stay in bed, knowing all too well that i could have slept for another hour or 2 even, for the sleep fairy had heavily dusted my eyes and it remained still,

or
b- be a good boy and take out the gd-trash,....i beleive we all know that i made the wrongful mistake by taking the garbage out....fml repeadily
so naturally after i realized it could be a little nippy in the little clothing i had, i tried to score some sleep adn was rewarded wiht a dawg, in both tenses, that needed in my bed and then proceded to growl obsenities in my face till i let him out, or her pending if hes being a bitch. so i grabbed a shower to complete the waking up proocess. adn here i am. but i have coem from a brilliant day, a day filled with beaches, a bro, and way too many bikinis for just 2 men to conquer. adn dam those tacos were good, at sea side but the circles of hell were adn are undescriable, thats another story, but thats yesterday, today ill try on then pass to you