The Balcony’s Modest proposal.

“Honey I am going to the grocery store, do you need anything?” said the husband
“Oh yes I do actually, lets um, see milk, eggs, love, cookies, ice cream and bacon.” said the wife

Oh yes the wife just asked for love cause love has become so compressive in nature that you can literally buy it off the shelves of stores at your local grocer or at your local outlet mall.

Love, the impenetrable back bone of the American social life has been degraded to nothing more than a simple afternoon past time toy, which any one of any age can purchase. Long has the time been passing of a young boy falling madly in love with a girl and then serenading her with some soft sweet words of a pure love, un-tainted by the vile touch of the riches, long have past the lonesome women standing in her window wishing a white knight, pure of heart, would come and wisp her womenness self off the white marble of the castle de villa, long has the balcony scene been drowned by the ca ching of the cash register. In today’s moderns world the term itself has lost the pure meaning, it once held and is being used over and over in a manner in which is undesirable and which is poorly meant and it has faded into the everyday language of time and gloom.

Come one come all, 50 percent off love, just swing by your local Wal-Mart. Today’s society states that you can love any body you want so purchase the love you want at the store that fits your specific needs. Hot Topic, for the punkish love, Hollister for the preppy love, GameStop for the nerdy gamer love, Barnes and Noble for the smart love, Wal-Mart for the cheap generic type of love or if all else fails you can go to your local gas station and pick up a packet of love their. Now with all this love for sale at all your different stores that you may venture to we will then erase the online dating service and the awkward silences of 2 young lovers’ first meeting and the sad disappointments of man and women when they do not find the correct love that fits them, so gone are miserable night and gone are the night time depression snack of women, chocolate ice cream.

But the loss of the long love process is not without its waterfalls, it will be missed, those long nights talking to a potential girlfriend/boyfriend for hours on end at midnight and on. Those feeling you get will be sorely missed.

So whatever your type of love is, its out there and all you have to do is find the right store.